Randomness of the laziest kind

Warning: this is going to be the most-cobbled-together post you have ever read.

I am basically using this post in lieu of a mass email because I have hundreds of emails that are just not going to get returned, and questions that are just not going to get answered, otherwise. So I’ll attempt to throw it all in here instead.

Maybe you haven’t emailed me or are not expecting an answer to anything? Well then, you can stop right here. And those of you wondering “has she even visited my blog lately?” “Why hasn’t she commented, then?” Oh, believe me, I’m trying – if you would all just stop writing and let me just catch up, I really would appreciate it. M’kay? Thanks!

Addie & the Plague
So…thanks for the inquiries, Addie does seem to be doing ok. We had a day very similar to a few weeks ago when she had a few “incidents” and basically just slept the rest of the day away. She isn’t running a fever, and she is insisting that she isn’t hungry, so I’m not pushing it. I did get half a piece of cinnamon toast down her after her three hour nap this afternoon. For some odd reason both of the girls think that the only thing you can eat when you are sick is cinnamon-sugar toast?

And yes, Stacy, we do have mattress pads on the all of the mattresses, EXCEPT for Em’s little trundle bed. For the past week the girls have been having “sleepovers.” J. and I have been joking that we really only need a two bedroom house since they are so keen to share a room. (Well, only half-jokingly!) It started in Addie’s bed over the weekend. We were all in Ad’s bed reading books –

A: “Mama? Will you sleep with me tonight?”
M: “No honey, Mama is sleeping in her bed. Everyone in their own beds.”
A: (BIG sigh.) “Emma? Won’t you sleep with me tonight?”
E: “Of course I will, Baby sis.”

And it was a success! Nice long 12-hour sleeps from both of them. The last few nights they have migrated to Em’s room. So, of course, Murphy’s Law, the one mattress without a pad, that would be the one Addie was on last night. So, new mattress pad. Have definitely added it to the list of things we must get.

And baking soda! It definitely takes the stink out. I used a combo of soda, OxyClean and the Seventh Generation detergent we have been using. I know! I did switch from my beloved Tide and The 7thGen stuff seems to be working really well, is natural with no phosphates. The rest of the house has also been scoured and disinfected, and hopefully nobody else will become infected. I really do NOT want to miss my weekend, but would feel awful if I knew J. was dealing with an entirely sick house. (I do however remember our weekend, Kimmer. We still managed to have a good time, didn’t we!?)

Sporty Em
Good eyes, PapaStan. Em is indeed playing basketball with a soccer ball. We were at the school on Sunday evening for a bit and someone had left the ball there, so she and J. were using it as a stand-in for a basketball. She did however tell me that she is the only girl to play basketball at recess time.

This Saturday is the WonderGirls last game. Whew. I think the novelty of soccer has worn off and she is ready to try the next something new. The girls have promised me that they were going to win the game in my honor since I won’t be there to see it. (One day, Kim!) We shall see.

The Fires
No, the fires are not affecting us, well not directly, at least. A few highways were closed over the weekend, a few friends have been evacuated, and another friend in Santa Barbara actually lost a good portion of his property and studios. Sunday the air quality was so poor that we were actually only at the school park for a little bit, and I had an aching head and tight chest just from the little bit we were out. On Monday Em said that they were only allowed out for recess for a few minutes and the teachers told them “not to run.”  But the smell and the ashes on the cars are a mere inconvenience compared to what so many Southern Californians are going through right now. I feel so badly for all of them.

I did have a complete panic moment last night. I was closing Em’s window and looked out and saw the unmistakeable glow of what could only be a very large fire. It looked like it was maybe half a dozen streets over and I instantly started making a list of what we should be grabbing. (For the record, my first list was Girls, cats, hard drive with all of our 75,000+ photos on it, my camera, and my laptop.) We turned the news on and discovered that it was an apartment fire, a very large fire, and thankfully it was contained within an hour or so. But, that is one of the worst feelings, let me tell you. I hope I don’t ever have that feeling ever again.

Alright this has gone on long enough. And if you suffered through all of this babbling, you at least earn a photo or two for making it through.

More from the park…

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Gone Fishin’

Addie got a fishy tank from Nana and Papa for her birthday. She wanted one so she could be “just like Emma,” of course. I found this really cool Ariel one that I thought she would flip over. And she did, but it is about half the size of Emma’s and for some reason requires about four times the amount of cleaning.  Emma has had her tank for 7 or 8 months and I have cleaned it…once. Addie has had hers since September, so what? Three months or so? And it has been cleaned probably four times already.

But she does love having the tank, so that makes it worth it, right?

Anyhow, for the past week every time I walk by her tank I can smell the fishy-ness and tell Addie “we have to clean your tank tomorrow!”

Yesterday was the day. Addie decided she was going to help me and use the net to “caught my fish!”

She did really well getting the fish out of the tank, scooped it up on the first try. (Note: A little foreshadowing here…)

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Here she is safe and sound with not too much trouble, although it looks like Addie may have scared a little something out of her there…

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Clean tank, time to go back home…

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And, she makes a break for it…or she got dumped, I was too busy taking photos to see what happened.

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I did however bare-hand poor little fishy back into nice clean tank…and she seems just fine.

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No fish were harmed in the filming of this blog entry.

Addie however has told Emma several times today, “and then Mama scooped the fishy back into the tank. Next time I think Mama should use the net to caught my fish!”

The fish may not have been harmed, but Ad. may be a tiny bit traumatized by the whole ordeal.

Am I so Fancy, Mama? ~ Wordless Wednesday

Why use one, when you can use 6?

Mmmm…it might be hard to be wordless for this one. Addie came into the living room a few days ago and said, “Look, Mama! Am I so fancy? Just like Fancy Nancy?”

We checked out a Fancy Nancy book from the library, the first real one she has read. And now she is completely enamored with being fancy, especially since Fancy Nancy has a posh puppy, too! For the record, she would now like to be addressed as Fancy Nancy, not Addie.

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Little did I know, but after I took the photos and started taking the bows and barrettes out, she had managed to get eight of them on her head. That is pretty fancy!

I’ll tumble for ya…

I have found a place to corral a tiny bit of Addie’s energy and give her a safe place to “hang” as she so dearly loves to do. We found a fun little gymnastics class.

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She was a little unsure of Coach Doris at first. She is a little…um, shall we say…brusque? Just put it this way, she doesn’t have a lot of mat-side manner. But now that Addie is over the initial shyness, she is ready to try just about anything with Coach Doris’ help.

What she really loves is the rosin, chalk-like stuff to use on her hands…

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More hangin’….

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A little bit of tumblin’…

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And astoundingly good balance!

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It is fun exploring with the girls and trying to figure out what their “thing” might be. For Addie, gymnastics seems to fit for right now.

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I just realized that I don’t have anything for Crafty Tuesday. I don’t have my work done for Work Project Wednesday next week either, so until after my Girl’s weekend, I may not have much to show. I’m positive Stacy has a thing or two, though…

Weekend Edition

Yes, it is Saturday. I don’t usually post anything on the weekends, but it has been a strange week and I haven’t managed to find two consecutive minutes to post anything since Tuesday night, so you get a Chaos week wrap-up, special weekend edition.

So, yeah…what happened this week? The time change, which all-in-all has been a very good adjustment for our happy home. It is dark while the girls are eating, which sets the stage for an early bath and both of them have been in bed and asleep by 7:30. It isn’t that much earlier than before, since they were usually in bed by 8 or 8:15, but it seems so much earlier. And since it is dark, there is no monkey business. Heads hit the pillows, eyes close, see you in the morning.

They have been getting up a little earlier, like 20-30 minutes earlier, so I guess in the end it is all about equal. But daylight at 6am means that Mommy can get a run in before the day starts without fear of falling down and cracking my head open.  (Do I say, “cracking my/your head open” a lot by the way? The other day Addie said to me, “Oh be careful Mommy you don’t want your head to crack up!”)

But generally, the time change has been good for everyone’s attitude (especially Miss Addie-tude!) and the girls have been really, really good. They even endured a very long wait at the hospital with me this week – it was nothing life-threatening but definitely had to be taken care of, and my doctor couldn’t get me in in a timely fashion. Mommy in her infinite wisdom grabbed the girls from school and headed over there. Didn’t have any diversions, snacks, not even pen and paper in my purse. Nice. But we found some pretzels, crackers, juice and entertained ourselves as best we could. I was so very thankful that they were so awesome.

That was Monday, and our week just kind of got carried away with running around and doing the usual stuff.

We had parent-teacher conferences this week for Em. Of course she got a glowing review, she is doing well and Mrs. S. said “I think Emma is going to have a great year. In fact, I don’t think there will ever be a year in her school career that is not good!” It is always fun to hear good things about your kids. I was a little thrown off when she started  talking about how the report cards look. I don’t know why but just hearing that she was getting an actual report card this year – it kind of hit me. “Wow. I have a school-aged child. A kid in real school!” So we’ll look for that report in December, but I have a feeling it will be on target.

Emma has added yet another social obligation to her busy calendar. She and her friend Avery decided they wanted to become Gospel Cherubs, part of the children’s choir at church. (Don’t worry my dear family, I think she may have Daddy’s musical genes, or at least part of them, she sounds better than I do any day of the week.) So they have practice during the week and before Sunday school and this Sunday they get to sing at church. They have little choir robes, even, so cute! I think the church would frown upon me taking photos during mass, but I’ll have to sneak one or two of them before and after. Eeee!

Speaking of photos, the girls got their school pics back. Emma’s you have to buy before you see them, and since I know we need a few photos to document her first official year in school (Ahhh!!) I just bought the little package (which was still crazy expensive – do you know how many prints of photos I could make for that amount??). But it turned out pretty well, even if she forgot to put her sweater back on.

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(It looks a little washed out here – I fear my scanner has just about had it, but for reals, it looks pretty good.)

And then Addie’s. Yes. Well, they just take a bunch and you come in and view them and see if you would like to purchase them. When she came home after picture day she had a little brush with her name on it. Uh oh. “Um, Addie, did they brush your hair today before your picture?”

“Yes, Mama! Look like, this…”

And then she proceeded to “brush” her curls. Which only makes them frizz and look all…well, like this –

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Gah. Doesn’t even look like her without the curls (not to mention the angelic little hands on the knees!), she just looks so, I don’t know? Old?!

Em also got her soccer photos back, which thankfully were included in her soccer registration fee. Why didn’t somebody warn me that having kids is so expensive?!

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Cute. The team photo is cute, too – if you leave off the Assistant Coach on the left side.

Speaking of which, we need to go get ready for Em’s game. I’ll continue the update later. Well, on J. and my end I guess all you need to know is that we are working. J. is working hard and traveling next week, and I have turned in three projects this week and have a HUGE one due the week after next. So to sum it up…just work!

I plan on taking some time to go out and hang around with the girls tomorrow. I haven’t picked up my camera all week, so we’ll see you hopefully with something good on Monday!

Crafty Tuesday ~ Halloween Edition

Here we go…all of the Halloween photos have been downloaded. And I am going to do costumes, pumpkins, and Halloween all-in-one today. Then tomorrow…on to the next season!

We didn’t get a chance to do our pumpkins until Friday afternoon. Nothing like cutting it close. Em was pretty excited about “gutting” them this year. Addie wanted nothing to do with them.

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Em also drew her face on the pumpkin and Daddy cut it out exactly the way she drew it. Hers is the 2nd one from the right. Addie wanted a heart nose (like hers!), so that one is hers. The surprised pumpkin was mine and Daddy got all artsy with the black cat on his!

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Then…FINALLY it was time to don the costumes on and get to trick-o-treatin’! We started pretty early, so we got to be home for the bulk of the kids. We just went around the block which is still more candy than they can (or will!) eat until well after Christmas.

There was one house, I guess the guy works on special-effects in the movies and his house is always terribly scary. When we walk past it to go to Ad’s school, Em always calls it the “haunted house” but it is also the home of one incredibly friendly little kitty who runs up to the girls to get love whenever he is out. It’s a tough dilemma…gory body parts….or cute cat? Most of the time the cute cat wins out. But on Halloween night they had the fog, the scary music, nothing but candlelight – the whole works. Em refused to go up to the door. Even with promises that we would go along.

Addie, on the other hand, had figured out that you had to make it to the door to get the goods! She marched up there (making sure I was at her side, of course) and the guy who lived there kept telling her that she was so brave so she should get extra. I think he put five handfuls of little candy bars in her bag.

Of course, when we were walking home from church on Sunday (and various other times over the past few days) she reminds us all, “I was so very brave at the haunted house, wasn’t I? Emma didn’t want to go up there, but I did and got LOTS of candy!” Stinker.

So, the girls liked getting the candy, but REALLY liked getting to hand it out, as you may have seen in my BSM yesterday. The loved to see the costumes and some of Em’s friends from school came to the door, too. That was really fun.

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And now for the costumes. I loved how Addie’s turned out. It looked really cute on her. She loved the wrist loop that allowed her to hold her tail and walk at the same time. But she ADORES the seashell “puwrse.” She used it as her candy bag. I should have shot better closeup photos so you could see the sequins, or “sparkles” as she calls them, on her top and on the seashell.

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I’m glad we just borrowed the Ariel wig from a friend, she had it on for maybe 10 seconds. Then it was tossed aside and I couldn’t get her to put it on for anything. So Ariel was blonde in our house for Halloween.

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I liked Em’s costume and everybody knew that she was Alice in Wonderland right away, but apparently I think my girl is about 2 sizes larger than she really is. The dress was pretty big, but the apron sort of “held” it on. Addie’s was a little big, too – but I was (in my infinite wisdom) really just making sure they could use them for dress-up for the next year. Yeah, that’s it!

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She had to carry that metal bucket as her candy collector. I think if we had been out for longer than once around the block it would have been too heavy, but she even offered to carry Addie’s bag at one point, so she did alright.

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(See how big the sleeves are on her little weenie arms?)

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Once we got all of the material and supplies, and got it all cut out – the sewing went fairly easy. Although slippery satin is definitely not my first choice for fabric, I might be talked into doing costumes again next year. We’ll see. Although if you ask them, they just want to be Alice and Ariel again next year. So maybe the costumes will still fit??

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The Waiting Game ~ Best Shot Monday

Seems like we are doing a lot of waiting lately.

The girls are always waiting for me to take them to the park – just let me throw in one more load of laundry or start the dishwasher.

I am always waiting for J. to get home and help takeover on “girly duty” – please, just get them through the baths and into bed?

And all of us are always waiting for the weekend – isn’t that when all the fun things happen?

So it is pretty fitting that my Best Shot Monday this week is Ad waiting around to give out a treat. (Or a trick, maybe?)

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I know some of you are waiting for real Halloween photos and the unveiling of the costumes(!), but while I try to get my stuff together over here, why don’t you go visit Tracey.  I’m sure there is a Halloween photo or two over there, and no waiting required.

Psst…Hey Bear!

Fashion according to Addie

Dear Bear,
Let me let you in on a little secret. Do you really want to get out of the house without making Mama crazy because it is chilly outside, but still be allowed to wear what you want to? Just very sweetly and innocently tell her that you will wear your jacket AND hat. And she will overlook your bare legs and sandals!

Mwah hahaha. Mom really is quite a rookie sometimes.

Love,
The ever-fashionable rocker of the skirt

The tyrannical threes

I keep telling myself that “three” was a very hard year for us with Emma, too. I vaguely remember thinking “Wow, the ‘terrible twos’ were NOTHING compared to three.”

So I went on a little scavenger hunt looking for some documentation of the low points of parenting back when Em was a mere three-year old girl. I did a search in my blog for tantrums and I got eight different hits. Hmmm…all of them are tagged with Addison, like this one, or this one, and this one…oh yeah…and THIS one.

So I went back to the old journal, pre-blog days, and still couldn’t find any entries that confirm my suspicions that Em was a three-year old terror, too.

Huh. That Mommy-amnesia is a really powerful thing apparently. Or I just didn’t have time to capture the loveliness of Emma’s temper tantrums?

Seriously though, Addison has become a bit of a little dictator. She wants this food (Alphabet pasta for breakfast, lunch and dinner, please? No? Then I’ll sit here and not eat anything!), this outfit (Only the purple and blue sundress – nooooo, not that skirt! AAAAAHHH! The skirt is searing the skin off of her body, it is not acceptable!), to be carried (I can’t possibly walk another step. I’ll just stand here in the middle of the sidewalk. Will. Not. Walk. Another. Step.) – and if any of these demands are not met? Eardrum shattering screams. Lots of them.

Yesterday we went to try out a little gymnastics class and had 12 minutes to get back home and across the street to pick up Em from school. By the time we pulled into the driveway, we had about 3 minutes to get over to the school.

I said to her, “Ad, put your shoes on and get out of the car, we have to go get Em.” Reasonable request, right? You would have thought that I had asked her to put on shoes that were two sizes too small and run a mile.

“I don’t waaaaant tooooo! I’ll just sit heeeeeere. YOU go get Emmmmmaaa!” The “here” being shoeless in the middle of the driveway.

So I put her shoes on her, dodging the kicking and stomping, and took her by her hand and started to march her across the street.

And then the screaming commenced. Top of her lungs, stop you in your tracks (because surely the child who is screaming like that is being beaten, kidnapped or run over by a car), shrieking like has never been heard before. And it continued the entire way to Em’s school, while I picked up Em, back across the street and up the path to our house, up the stairs (at this point I had let go of her hand and picked her up) and into her room.

And it did not end for 20 minutes.

Emma sat downstairs with her hands over her ears. “Mama, why is Addie screaming like that?”

“Um, I am not really sure, Em. I have to think it is just a matter of stubborn will right now.”

When it was finally quiet I went upstairs and opened the door.

“Addie. Do you have something to say to me?”
“Yes. I don’t want my door shut, Mama!”
“Ok. But when you scream like that you are going to stay in your room until you settle down. Now do you have something to say to me?”

(She really looked like she was searching for the right thing to say.”
“Um. Yes. I really don’t like it when my door is shut, Mama.”

Grrr…she did finally apologize, but the tantrums seem to be more frequent lately and have frayed my already unraveling nerves. And they are just over the silliest things. But, I figure I might as well document it so I can look back and have a good laugh.

I am going to laugh about this one day, right? Right??