The greatest device ever?

Finally.

Saturday J. got his hot little hands on his very own (working!) iPhone, so now I don’t have to be all hush-hush about how amazing mine is any more.

FINALLY!

If you recall, J. waited in line for the phones on the Friday they came out. He got mine without any problems, but had many (many, many) problems with his. He had “bought” a phone, but since they were out of stock he had to wait for it. And even though they were getting more in stock all week, his phone was actually being shipped to him, so the store wouldn’t just give him one of the incoming phones. When his phone finally arrived, it was DOA. The girls and I tried to take it back to the Apple store for him but were only given an appointment for Saturday to bring it back in.

The guys at work were taking bets on whether J. would actually show up on Monday with an iPhone or not. As you can see, they lost. I was the only one who bet that he would indeed have one. (So pay up, boys!)

Girls in concert - iPhone pic

So on to how much I {heart} this phone.

  • The photos above…taken with my iPhone! (Pretty good quality, for a phone, eh?)
  • Traffic check, and mapping of an alternate route home from the aquarium the other day…done with my iPhone.
  • My ever expanding to-do list, always with me…on the iPhone.
  • My iPod that always seems to be dead -now it isn’t needed…I have my iPhone.
  • Can’t remember the name of a song?…wait, I have my iPhone. (Wicked cool program, it’ll listen to a bit of the song, figure it out, and bring it up on iTunes, so sweet.)
  • Surfing, blog reading, shopping, even writing my blogs…can do it all on the iPhone.
  • Check my calendar while dropping off Em’s friend to plan the next date…yep, it is all there, on my iPhone.

We are merely scratching the surface here, my friends. It is really indescribably cool. J. said to me tonight, “How can you deny that it is the coolest device, maybe ever?”

I can’t.

Floating ~ Best Shot Monday

I hardly took any photos last week. The days were filled with plenty to do, and this week is proving to be very busy already just looking at the calendar, but I still don’t quite feel myself. I don’t know if it is the vacation hangover, the dog days of summer, or what…but I seem to just be “floating” along.

Must be why I enjoyed taking the girls to the aquarium this past week so much. I was totally feeling the “vibe” of most of the animals there.

Floating ~ Best Shot Monday

Sea Dragon

Float along over to Tracey’s for more BSM photos.

The Punishment

After our fly-induced commotion earlier this week, I am hoping for a little reprieve for the last bit of the week.

This parenting stuff is hard.

And, I’m afraid I gave you all a false impression – it appears you may think I “handled” the situation calmly and with something resembling responsible parenting.

Yeah. About that. Here’s the rest of the story…

E: “No. My tennis racket.”
M: “Go sit on the steps. Now.”

I was a little flustered. I had NO clue how to handle this one. And honestly, I handle about 90% of the discipline around the house because I am with them the most, I just didn’t want to be the one to do something.

So, Emma was sent back to the step (and was there much longer than just five minutes!) while I called J. and told him that we had a situation. He told me to tell her that “Mommy and Daddy would discuss the punishment when he got home and he would see her in the morning.”

Nice. Very smooth. And it put the fear of DAD into her for a change. She went to bed without a peep.

We gave her two punishment options:
1. Give up TV and books before bed for a week
or
2. GIve up seeing the Space Chimps movie at the theater this weekend
(Both things we knew she would not want to give up and would indeed be punishments.)

She chose option one. So tonight we did bath and she went straight to bed.

The thing is…it is really hard to cut out our little reading time. For me, I mean. I really missed it tonight.

Not only that, I want to know what Junie B. is up to.

This is what our little Junie B. was up to today…terrorizing her little sister, of course.

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The fly did it.

So, I am in the kitchen pulling the cookies out of the oven and return to the living room and see Addie holding a throw pillow over the window.

M: “Addie what are you doing?”
A: “There is a fly on the window, Mama.”

Meanwhile, Emma goes flying over to the other side of the room.

M: “Well, let me get the fly.”

And I pull away the pillow and see this…

Not a fly…and it isn’t a spider web either. That is a broken pane of glass, my friends. One of the panes of glass in one of the windows that I think is original to the house. Which, remember, was built in the 1920s. This isn’t going to be cheap.

*Sigh*

M: “What happened to the window?” (Trying to control my voice so it didn’t come out all shriek-y like it was sounding in my head.)

Silence. Crickets…chirp, chirp.

M: “What happened to the window, who broke it? Emma? Addison?”
A: “I sink (think) it was the fly, Mama!”
M: “No, I don’t think it was a fly, Addison. Emma?”
E: “I don’t know, Mama? I didn’t do it!”
M: “YOU didn’t do it?!” (Starting to get a little shriek-ier here…)

Emma just starts full on crying. “I didn’t do it!”

M: “Why don’t you go sit on the steps until you can tell me what happened.”

About five minutes later she comes in and says:

E: “Well, there was a fly, and I couldn’t find the flyswatter.”
M: “Yes?”
E: “And so I hit it.”
M: “With what? Your hand?”
E: “No. My tennis racket.”

Of course. A tennis racket. What else would you use?

Vacation Recap in 1,000 words (and photos) or less.

On to the promised vacation summary. I finally feel ready to tackle this post, well, not really. I’m definitely still in vacation mode, but I know I had better do it soon, so I don’t forget what and when it all happened. Plus the photos have been up over at Flickr for a few days now, and you might like to know the stories behind some of them. And then again…maybe not.

There were a few things I was a little worried about before we ventured on this vacation.

  • I was worried about traveling to another country with the girls (especially Mexico in the middle of the crazy stories coming out of there) without J.
  • I was worried that cruising in the Caribbean in July would be ridiculously hot.
  • I was worried that I may be a little stir-crazy on the ship with nothing to do.
  • And I was worried that we may have a repeat performance of last year’s “all-inclusive” type vacation. (Pretty UNimpressed with the value, service, pretty much every aspect of it)

But I’m so very happy to say that NONE of these were even factors in the vacation. The girls were great and completely entertained, I’m constantly pleased with what great travelers they are.

It was hot, but not TOO hot. There was a lot to do, and when there wasn’t, it was nice to just “be.”

And the Carnival cruises have hands-down the best service of any place we have ever visited! Incredible.

And the food was great. Mmm…I’m still dreaming of the chocolate melting cake that I had every single night for dessert.

At any rate, I give you our Cozumel Cruise vacation in all of its loveliness…

Day one: Traveling to Miami
I woke the girls up before dawn to make our 6am flight to Miami. As anybody traveling with young children knows, this could very well have been a disaster-waiting-to-happen. But, no, both girls were so excited that they didn’t even notice that they were in a two-hour sleep deficit.

J. had equipped us with his iTouch packed with music, movies and entertainment, we had Em’s “puppy” game (Nintendo DS), art projects and snacks. We were set and the five-hour flight was completely uneventful, like a trip to the park for the girls. They were great.

DJ and Meesh met us at the airport to save us a long, expensive shuttle ride and we grabbed dinner and headed back to the hotel – not a moment too soon. Emma could not wait for the “cousin reunion” to begin. I think from the moment we arrived til the very moment we walked into the airport again on Friday, Emma and her cousin Madey were only apart for a grand total of maybe 5 minutes. They were inseparable!

We finally found the elusive park near our hotel and let them run off some steam…

Searching for the park in Miami

And then swam in the hotel pool that overlooked this…

Sunset over Miami - from our hotel pool

Pretty nice start to the vacation.

Day two: Setting Sail
Monday we finally got onto the boat and set sail…
Setting sail

Miami sure looks pretty as you are cruising on by from the water…

Leaving Miami

And we not only tried the pool, but also discovered that they have ice cream – around the clock – on the ship. So we naturally had to sample some of that…

Addie mad that her ice cream is dripping everywhere

The girls tried out the Camp Carnival (kids program) and we had to tear them away to get them to bed the first night.

More sisters

They all slept amazingly well on the ship. On first glance, the rooms seem very small, but we got into a routine, put all of our gear away in the closets and it actually wasn’t too bad. Madey and Em slept in the bunks and Addie slept with me, well, mostly.

She wanted to sleep in the corner the first few nights – I swear it was her idea! So Meesh made her a little bed out of a down comforter, and the little space was totally “Addie-sized.” She curled up and was out. And since we didn’t have a window, they slept hard until 8am or past every morning. It was so dark in the rooms Emma would wake up and say, “Is it morning yet, Mama?

Day three: Key West
We only had a few hours in Key West, and it was a pretty hot walk, but we got to see most of Key West and got to spend a bit of time at the Hemingway house. I have been there a few times before and love it and I knew the girls would because of all of the six-toed cats (who are descendants from the cats that Hemingway had when he lived in the house!).

We were right they were all in cat heaven!

More with the cats

These two little cats would chase and play with anything you put in front of them….

Kitty Parade

Ella had her diaper changed on Hemingway’s veranda, how many babies can claim that?

All the Girls on the Verandah

If you ask Em what her favorite part of the vacation was she’ll say, “I like that house with the guy that had all of the cats!” I gave up trying to explain to her that he happens to be known for more than having cats…someday she’ll appreciate him as a writer, hopefully.

And we found a few other Key West characters as well…

A Sea Captain and two girls

Then it was back to the ship for a little rest time. Doesn’t it look like there is a lot of resting going on?

All aboard the rollercoaster bunkbed

Tuesday night was our “formal” night and the girls just wanted to go to Camp Carnival again – so we were (almost!) kid-free for our dinner. It was fun to get dressed up and to not have to cut up anyone’s meal.

Michelle relieved that the waitstaff was not in fact going to sing Happy Birthday to her…

Birthday girl

Since you eat at the same table each night we had the same waiters, Rey and Eric, and they were so incredibly great. The service all over the ship was amazing, in fact.

And every crew member loves kids! Not just the crew in the Camp Carnival (although they were fantastic!), but everyone from the head waiter to the housekeeping staff would stop and ask the kids if they were having fun, make little frogs out of menus, animals out of napkins, flirt with them, basically anything to entertain them and pretty much cater just to the kids. It was incredibly cool.

You have a concierge for each “section” on your deck – ours was Alberto – and seriously anything you ask for or need they have within five minutes. One day I just stuck my head out of the door to see if the girls were coming down the hall and Alberto popped out and said, “Did you need something? More towels? Did you get your safe working ok?”

A girl could totally get used to service like that.
Waiting for the show

Day four: Cozumel
Come to find out, Cozumel feels pretty much like every other island we have been to in the Caribbean, not really at all like you are in Mexico. It is a pretty little island, very dependent on tourism, so everyone seems pretty eager to “help” you out. We ended up going to a beach that had just about everything, so we were all very happy.

Em got to practice her swimming…

Still practicing the swimming

Addie got to search for (and found) coral and seashells…

Looking for shells

The dynamic duo got to continue their quest for cramming as much quality time into a week as possible…

Sand nymphs

Could they be any happier together?

Down they go

Oh, and they both had a turn holding a monkey…

I always said she was a monkey.

And the monkey got a little excited on Em and pooped on her shoulder.
Mmmm…Mexican monkey poop. Probably pretty sanitary, No?

Before the monkey pooped on her

And we did a little shopping. Looked for a sombrero like this one for the girls…

A burro in a sombrero

But only found this one…

Senorita in a sombrero

Since it would not fit in our suitcase we decided it stays in Mexico.

Cozumel at night

And we were back on the ship in time for a late dinner. (And ice cream, of course!)

Day five: Day at Sea
The girls wanted to Camp Carnival again, so off they went. Michelle and I worked out.

A word of caution about that…it is really hard to take a spin class when the boat is rocking side to side. We did manage that on Wednesday.

But run? On the top deck of the ship? Impossible. It was so incredibly windy up there, I seriously didn’t want to take Addie up there for fear she would blow right over the railing. I am not exaggerating. (Well, maybe a little.)

But they had fun at Camp…

Funship models

Until “Funship Freddy” came in. Addie was not very fond of their mascot….

Not a fan of Funship Freddy

Ella didn’t seem to mind him though….

Gotcha!

And the girls participated in a talent show. Lexer did a great job, especially considering she had to go first…

Lexer singing in the talent show

Emma was a little nervous, but she and Madey did great, too…

The girls in the talent show

And we had our last dinner with our new friends Rey and Eric…

The whole gang + our fantastic waiters

Then (remember the wind?) we tried to do a little photo op on the deck after dinner. This is us trying to “hide” in a corner to get out of the wind…

Hiding from the wind

I actually love these photos, because it is such a fun memory. We were all laughing so hard and trying to hold down our skirts. Papa borrowed some of Addie’s hair…

Papa, Nana & all the Girls

And then we put the kiddies to bed and headed back to karaoke (we attended a few nights and Michelle and DJ even sang one night!) to make fun of all of the contestants. (God love, Darrin!)

Making fun of the karoake singers

It was kind of sad that last night since we knew our vacation was coming to a close. And this really was our first family vacation since Meesh and I were probably in high school. It was a really fun time.

But back to reality. And Daddy! The girls and I were really missing J.

Day six: The Airport
We all tried to get on earlier flights since we got off the ship pretty early in the morning, but were unable to do so. So the girls and I sat in the airport for a good six hours with Papa and Nana (and Ella who was along for the ride!) before we got to board, for the five hour flight. Yeah, Friday was a very long day.

But the girls did great, again, thanks to the entertainment we had along…

Em and Papa killing time at the airport

Addie fell asleep before we even took off, and Emma fell asleep as we were landing. Both were back asleep as we were pulling out of the airport parking lot heading home. Exhausted. But we were all in that happy, exhausted, post-vacation fog for the rest of the weekend.

Oh, wait…I’m still in it.

We should do that again soon, guys!

It’s Tuesday again…

Nope, don’t have anything to show this week. My week of vacationing put a damper on my crafting. However the past few days home I have been very productive, just not in a crafty way – more like “household productive” and purely out of necessity.

While we were away J. cleaned out his “corner” of the garage and we now have a very big load of stuff for the Veterans to pick up. So I have been cleaning out a few more closets to continue the paring down. Man, it sure does feel good to have almost all of our closets and cupboards organized. We’re very, very close.

And then yesterday the girls and I completed Operation Kitchen Extreme. It wasn’t pretty. We went through the entire fridge/freezer and each cupboard and purged, reorganized, and re-stocked. Maybe it will encourage me to actually cook some interesting meals for the next few weeks. I expect it will only last a few weeks, though, and then I’ll be back to “argh..what do we do for dinner?!”

This week I fully intend to blog about our vacation, print some new photos out (I have frames all over the house that need to be filled) and scrapbook. Emma has asked me for the past two days if we are going to scrapbook, and I keep telling her we will, so for sure I’ll have something for you all next week.

Click around and see what everyone else is up to!

Toes Lineup ~ Best Shot Monday

One of my faves from the hundreds of photos I have been going through this past weekend. Our vacation is already a fading memory, but thankfully we have photos to remember moments like this.

The girls are all up on the top bunk, with just their toes sticking out. What is better than one set of sweet toes? Four sets!

Make sure to stop over to Tracey’s to see everyone else’s sweet memories today.

We’re back…

…kinda. We are back in body at least, not quite back in spirit yet.
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I need to tell you all about how much fun we had spending time with our family, what a fun cruise we had, how pleasantly surprised I was by the boat, the staff, and how amazing all of the girls were for the entire week.

Also I need to tell you about my new “toy” that my loving husband waited over three hours in line for. Yes. I know. I am a bit spoiled, but he wanted one too!

And I need to catch up on my reading – my bloglines is groaning under the amount of writing you all did this week.

I also need to finish my hundreds of photos and get them up.

So, I’ll be back…soon. To share all of this good stuff and more. But in the meantime, check out my brother-in-law, the latest phenomenon on youtube. He is now a minor celebrity around these parts. You’ll know which guy it is…the one that looks vaguely like J and rips into the journalist. Good, good stuff.