That is kind of what I’m subsisting on right now.

1 teething, purple Tylenol sticky, up all night toddler = one very tired, cranky mommy.

Any ideas on either how to make all 4 molars come in more quickly, or how to knock her out so she doesn’t care that they are all coming in at the same time?

P.S. Baby Motrin, Baby Tylenol, Baby Orajel, Hyland’s Teething Tablets, Hyland’s Teething Gel, and some sort of homeopathic Teething potion. None of them work. I think they are a ploy to make the parents feel like they are helping, but in reality… they do nothing.