Just heard in our kitchen…

Emma had her kitty in her shirt.

E: “Mama! I’m pregnant, whoa, look!” (As she is bent backward and holding her back!)
M: “Nice. Can you please go clean up your Pollys before dinner?”
E: “Oh, I can’t Mama. Because I’m pregnant!”
M: “Do you think Mama didn’t do any sort of cleaning while she was pregnant.”
E: “Nope. You can’t do anything when you are pregnant.”

Ha. Guess our pregnant (or just had a baby!) friends are all off the hook for the next few months!