I was just perusing my blog stats because I haven’t done it in awhile, and I was looking through the search keywords that lead people to me, like when they type something into Google, and somehow it will bring my site up. For awhile I was getting a lot of “girl poopy pants.” Made me a little uncomfortable, I’m hoping it was just people trying to figure out how to get their girls to stop doing it, but whatever.
Among today’s searches are some funny ones though -
How to tell if a turtle has died? Um…he isn’t moving and seems a little stiff? That is a pretty good indicator, I think. That is how we knew with dear old Tuck.
Cut your own cute bangs. Whew. Fairly certain that they did not find what they were looking for at our site. Em’s bangs are getting longer, but they are still definitely not cute.
And my favorite -
Bossiness in firstborn girls. It isn’t just in the firstborn girl I’m raising (or others I know). It must be some sort of epidemic!
I’m off to take my bossy, little firstborn to school. Hallelujah! I don’t know who is more excited, me or her.
I always like to see the things that make people end up at different blogs…sometimes it is just too funny!
Not all first born girls are bossy. . . Some are smart, talented, creative, great writers, good mothers, wonderful daughters.
Oh, wait maybe I’m a LITTLE prejudiced??
Love you
Dad
Awww, shucks! Thanks, Dad!
I think you are a little prejudiced. Perhaps that is what happens when you have a daughter! Let us not forget the “cutest baby photo” incident!
Hehe, these are just too funny! I ought to check my keywords. As for bossiness in firstborn girls…well, my little firstborn doesn’t have any siblings but still, she’s got the bossy thing down!
I am the original bossy firstborn as my sister will testify! And how do you get to see those search words? Do you have to have the premium version of sitemeter?
I turned off the search engine option after I followed a link and found Lauren’s picture on a “girl” sight which was not appropriate. Those are pretty funny, though.
LOL I love these, always get a giggle