{"id":978,"date":"2008-05-21T01:00:50","date_gmt":"2008-05-21T09:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.wordpress.com\/?p=1517"},"modified":"2008-05-21T01:00:50","modified_gmt":"2008-05-21T09:00:50","slug":"girls-hose-hours-of-funwordless-wednesday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=978","title":{"rendered":"Girls + Hose = Hours of Fun ~ (Almost) Wordless Wednesday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A hose-wielding toddler<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/05\/ww_hose_sm4.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1521\" src=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/05\/ww_hose_sm4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"720\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You think an umbrella is going to save you?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/05\/ww_hose_sm2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1519\" src=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/05\/ww_hose_sm2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"349\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Perfect shot!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/05\/ww_hose_sm.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1518\" src=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/05\/ww_hose_sm.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"678\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh, how the tables have turned&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/05\/ww_hose_sm3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1520\" src=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/05\/ww_hose_sm3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"349\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Check out more <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wordlesswednesday.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Wordless Wednesday<\/a> fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A hose-wielding toddler You think an umbrella is going to save you? Perfect shot! Oh, how the tables have turned&#8230; Check out more Wordless Wednesday fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-978","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/psMOS-fM","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=978"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}