To the J.A. that hit my car in the parking garage this evening:<\/p>\n
I would just like to thank you so very much for the huge scratches that stretch from the back of the passenger door all the way to the bumper. They are a really nice addition to my car.<\/p>\n
I would especially like to thank you for not leaving me a note and owning up to your mistake. Perhaps I should give you the benefit of doubt, maybe you didn’t know you had hit it. But I truly find that hard to believe considering the scrapes are nearly a foot long and clearly not scrapes that are easily “buffed” out.<\/p>\n
It was a perfect ending to my fun date with my husband. Thanks so much.<\/p>\n
Sincerely,
\nThe pissed-off owner of the silver Volvo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
To the J.A. that hit my car in the parking garage this evening: I would just like to thank you so very much for the huge scratches that stretch from the back of the passenger door all the way to … Continue reading