{"id":908,"date":"2008-03-31T16:42:55","date_gmt":"2008-04-01T00:42:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.wordpress.com\/?p=1285"},"modified":"2008-03-31T16:42:55","modified_gmt":"2008-04-01T00:42:55","slug":"just-heard-in-our-kitchen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=908","title":{"rendered":"Just heard in our kitchen…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Emma had her kitty in her shirt.<\/p>\n

E: “Mama! I’m pregnant, whoa, look!”<\/i> (As she is bent backward and holding her back!)
\nM: “Nice. Can you please go clean up your Pollys before dinner?”
\n<\/i>E: “Oh, I can’t Mama. Because I’m pregnant!”
\n<\/i>M: “Do you think Mama didn’t do any sort of cleaning while she was pregnant.”
\n<\/i>E: “Nope. You can’t do anything when you are pregnant.”<\/i><\/p>\n

Ha. Guess our pregnant<\/a> (or just had a baby<\/a>!) friends are all off the hook for the next few months!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Emma had her kitty in her shirt. E: “Mama! I’m pregnant, whoa, look!” (As she is bent backward and holding her back!) M: “Nice. Can you please go clean up your Pollys before dinner?” E: “Oh, I can’t Mama. Because … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[55,87,88],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-908","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-emma","category-heard-around-the-house","category-hilarious"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/psMOS-eE","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/908"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=908"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/908\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}