{"id":904,"date":"2008-03-30T19:11:33","date_gmt":"2008-03-31T03:11:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.wordpress.com\/?p=1281"},"modified":"2008-03-30T19:11:33","modified_gmt":"2008-03-31T03:11:33","slug":"better-than-better","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=904","title":{"rendered":"Better than better."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ve had an incredibly rough day due to one two-year old\u00a0 &#8220;whiny tiny&#8221; (yes, that is what we call her on days like this), and are running on very little sleep (also due to the two-year old and a looong stretch of no sleep the night before). What could possibly make the evening infinitely better?<\/p>\n<p>Convincing your lovely hubby to allow you to go to the grocery store. Alone.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, it has come to this. Joy over solo grocery shopping.<\/p>\n<p>But what is even better than getting to grocery shop sans children?<\/p>\n<p>Coming home to two bathed, read to, in bed, sleeping children.<\/p>\n<p>Pure. Heaven.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks, honey!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ve had an incredibly rough day due to one two-year old\u00a0 &#8220;whiny tiny&#8221; (yes, that is what we call her on days like this), and are running on very little sleep (also due to the two-year old and a looong &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=904\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,41,56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crankiness-with-a-capital-c","category-crazy-mommy","category-everyday-chaos"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/psMOS-eA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/904"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=904"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/904\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}