{"id":82,"date":"2006-12-20T19:50:30","date_gmt":"2006-12-21T03:50:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.wordpress.com\/2006\/12\/20\/coffee-coffee-and-a-little-more-coffee\/"},"modified":"2006-12-20T19:50:30","modified_gmt":"2006-12-21T03:50:30","slug":"coffee-coffee-and-a-little-more-coffee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=82","title":{"rendered":"Coffee, coffee, and a little more coffee."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That is kind of what I&#8217;m subsisting on right now.<\/p>\n<p>1 teething, purple Tylenol sticky, up all night toddler = one very tired, cranky mommy.<\/p>\n<p>Any ideas on either how to make all 4 molars come in more quickly, or how to knock her out so she doesn&#8217;t care that they are all coming in at the same time?<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Baby Motrin, Baby Tylenol, Baby Orajel, Hyland&#8217;s Teething Tablets, Hyland&#8217;s Teething Gel, and some sort of homeopathic Teething potion. None of them work. I think they are a ploy to make the parents feel like they are helping, but in reality&#8230; they do nothing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That is kind of what I&#8217;m subsisting on right now. 1 teething, purple Tylenol sticky, up all night toddler = one very tired, cranky mommy. Any ideas on either how to make all 4 molars come in more quickly, or &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=82\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-addison"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/psMOS-1k","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}