I was just perusing my blog stats because I haven’t done it in awhile, and I was looking through the search keywords that lead people to me, like when they type something into Google, and somehow it will bring my site up. For awhile I was getting a lot of “girl poopy pants.” Made me a little uncomfortable, I’m hoping it was just people trying to figure out how to get their girls to stop doing it, but whatever.<\/p>\n
Among today’s searches are some funny ones though –<\/b><\/p>\n
How to tell if a turtle has died?<\/b> Um…he isn’t moving and seems a little stiff? That is a pretty good indicator, I think. That is how we knew with dear old Tuck<\/a>.<\/b><\/p>\n Cut your own cute bangs.<\/b> Whew. Fairly certain that they did not<\/b> find what they were looking for at our site. Em’s bangs<\/a> are getting longer, but they are still definitely not cute<\/i>.<\/p>\n And my favorite –<\/p>\n Bossiness in firstborn girls.<\/b> It isn’t just in the firstborn girl<\/a> I’m raising (or others I know). It must be some sort of epidemic!<\/p>\n I’m off to take my bossy, little firstborn to school. Hallelujah! I don’t know who is more excited, me or her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I was just perusing my blog stats because I haven’t done it in awhile, and I was looking through the search keywords that lead people to me, like when they type something into Google, and somehow it will bring my … Continue reading