{"id":72,"date":"2006-12-16T09:59:13","date_gmt":"2006-12-16T17:59:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.wordpress.com\/2006\/12\/16\/elmo-winner\/"},"modified":"2006-12-16T09:59:13","modified_gmt":"2006-12-16T17:59:13","slug":"elmo-winner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=72","title":{"rendered":"Elmo Winner!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, we didn&#8217;t get very many funny Christmas stories&#8230;either nobody wanted to share, or we have a very serious bunch here. I couldn&#8217;t decide between the ones we did get, they were all very cute and mostly revolving around kids or pregnant ladies, (which are both pretty funny, I guess) so we did a little name in the hat drawing this morning.<\/p>\n<p>And the winner is&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Michelle B. &#8211; who happens to be one of my good friends. Congrats, Michelle &#8211; I&#8217;m sure you, uh, I mean &#8211; little Emma, will love the Elmo. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.michellebeauchesne.com\/\" title=\"Michelle Beauchesne\" target=\"_blank\">Michelle<\/a> is actually an amazing cellist and is doing a huge concert this weekend &#8211; so wish her luck and go buy her CD!<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to all who indulged me and played along.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, we didn&#8217;t get very many funny Christmas stories&#8230;either nobody wanted to share, or we have a very serious bunch here. I couldn&#8217;t decide between the ones we did get, they were all very cute and mostly revolving around kids &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=72\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[34,54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-contest","category-elmo"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/psMOS-1a","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=72"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=72"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}