{"id":699,"date":"2007-12-06T23:34:59","date_gmt":"2007-12-07T07:34:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.wordpress.com\/2007\/12\/06\/straight-talk-with-emma\/"},"modified":"2007-12-06T23:34:59","modified_gmt":"2007-12-07T07:34:59","slug":"straight-talk-with-emma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=699","title":{"rendered":"Straight talk with Emma"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>E: <em>Mama?<\/em><br \/>\nM: <em>Yes&#8230;<\/em><br \/>\nE: <em>Are you glad you don&#8217;t have to go to school any more?<\/em><br \/>\nM: <em>Well, sometimes I miss going to classes, I like to learn new stuff.<\/em><br \/>\nE: <em>I&#8217;m glad you aren&#8217;t in school any more!<\/em><br \/>\nM: <em>Why is that?<\/em><br \/>\nE: <em>Because now you can be our Mommy!<\/em><br \/>\nM: <em>I could be your Mommy and still take classes or be in school.<\/em><br \/>\nE: <em>Noooo&#8230;you already learn-ed\u00a0 how to be a Mommy. You don&#8217;t need any more school.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>If only she knew. I know very little about &#8220;being a Mommy&#8221; and most of it I learn every single day through her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>E: Mama? M: Yes&#8230; E: Are you glad you don&#8217;t have to go to school any more? M: Well, sometimes I miss going to classes, I like to learn new stuff. E: I&#8217;m glad you aren&#8217;t in school any more! &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=699\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[55,68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-emma","category-funny-stuff-out-of-the-mouth-of-my-babes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/psMOS-bh","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/699"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=699"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/699\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}