{"id":644,"date":"2007-11-15T01:05:47","date_gmt":"2007-11-15T09:05:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.wordpress.com\/2007\/11\/15\/child-labor-laws-dont-apply-here\/"},"modified":"2007-11-15T01:05:47","modified_gmt":"2007-11-15T09:05:47","slug":"child-labor-laws-dont-apply-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=644","title":{"rendered":"Child Labor Laws Don&#8217;t Apply Here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think I may be in the running for a Mother-of-the-Week award after today.<\/p>\n<p>I had a conference call that was scheduled before my sitter was going to be here. So I did what any good mom would do. I bribed the girls with a movie and popcorn so that they would be quiet for 45 minutes.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/11\/movies.jpg\" title=\"movies.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/11\/movies.jpg\" alt=\"movies.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh, did I mention? It was 10 o&#8217;clock. In the morning.<\/p>\n<p>And then after that, I put them to work washing all of the dishes in the kitchen.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/11\/dishes.jpg\" title=\"dishes.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/11\/dishes.jpg\" alt=\"dishes.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m expecting my award. Any day now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think I may be in the running for a Mother-of-the-Week award after today. I had a conference call that was scheduled before my sitter was going to be here. So I did what any good mom would do. I &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=644\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-644","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crazy-mommy"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/psMOS-ao","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/644"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=644"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/644\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=644"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=644"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=644"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}