{"id":621,"date":"2007-11-09T19:11:02","date_gmt":"2007-11-10T03:11:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.wordpress.com\/2007\/11\/09\/829\/"},"modified":"2007-11-09T19:11:02","modified_gmt":"2007-11-10T03:11:02","slug":"829","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=621","title":{"rendered":"A Tasty Turkey Treat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Emma clearly gets her culinary skills from me.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/11\/turkey.jpg\" title=\"turkey.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/11\/turkey.jpg\" alt=\"turkey.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Her recipe for a Thanksgiving turkey as narrated to her teacher at school today.<\/p>\n<p>Ingredients: vinegar, ketchup, potatoes and turkey.<\/p>\n<p>First you put the vinegar on top. Then the potatoes, then the turkey. Then squeeze ketchup on the Turkey. Put it in the oven to cook. Cook for 60 hours at 70 degrees.<\/p>\n<p>Simple. And Dewischous!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Emma clearly gets her culinary skills from me. Her recipe for a Thanksgiving turkey as narrated to her teacher at school today. Ingredients: vinegar, ketchup, potatoes and turkey. First you put the vinegar on top. Then the potatoes, then the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=621\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[55,150],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-emma","category-thankful"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/ssMOS-829","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/621"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=621"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/621\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}