{"id":615,"date":"2007-11-07T08:22:13","date_gmt":"2007-11-07T16:22:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.wordpress.com\/2007\/11\/07\/perfeck-and-creem-of-course\/"},"modified":"2007-11-07T08:22:13","modified_gmt":"2007-11-07T16:22:13","slug":"perfeck-and-creem-of-course","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=615","title":{"rendered":"Perfeck and Creem, of course."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Before you read the following funny conversation you should probably know that &#8211;<br \/>\n1. We have been accident-free for well over a week now, A. is doing great with the potty! (Still use a pull-up at night, though.)<\/p>\n<p>2. We have a heating vent right next to the toilet in the bathroom downstairs. It is really nice on chilly mornings.<\/p>\n<p>3. Yes, it has been chilly enough for a heater (at least in the mornings) this week, even in California.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and also, if a toddler who just stripped all of her pjs and pull-up off and says &#8220;have to go potteeee&#8221; while running to the bathroom, you should stop reading your email and follow her in there. Pronto.<\/p>\n<p><em>A: Mommy. I need hep <\/em>(help)<em>. Pleeease. Need hep.<br \/>\nM: Okay, A. I&#8217;m coming.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>(As I&#8217;m walking through the playroom, is that water I can hear?  Think to myself, &#8220;maybe she used the stool and got up on the toilet by herself.&#8221; See as I come into bathroom, that is <strong>not <\/strong>the case. She is standing right next to the toilet looking horrified as she pees down her leg, on the floor. Quickly put her up on the toilet.)<\/p>\n<p><em>M: I&#8217;m so sorry, honey. It&#8217;s okay, that is Mommy&#8217;s fault for not getting in here faster.<br \/>\nA: Is okay, Mommy. Don&#8217;t worry. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>(I must say this to them all the time, it is our mantra around here, &#8220;It&#8217;s okay. Don&#8217;t worry.)<em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>A: Mommy, you clean up my pee-pee?<br \/>\nM: Yes, I am. Hold on just a second and I&#8217;ll clean you up, too.<br \/>\nA: Is okay, Mommy. I dry my own foot. Yook <\/em>(Look)<em>! Is all nice an dry and creem <\/em>(clean)<em>! That&#8217;s perfeck <\/em>(perfect)<em>!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>She had her foot in front of the heater and was &#8220;drying&#8221; it off.<\/p>\n<p>A perfeckly creem foot. It&#8217;s okay. Don&#8217;t worry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Before you read the following funny conversation you should probably know that &#8211; 1. We have been accident-free for well over a week now, A. is doing great with the potty! (Still use a pull-up at night, though.) 2. We &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=615\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-addison","category-funny-stuff-out-of-the-mouth-of-my-babes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/psMOS-9V","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=615"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}