{"id":570,"date":"2007-09-30T20:41:18","date_gmt":"2007-10-01T04:41:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.wordpress.com\/2007\/09\/30\/girl-keep-your-pants-on\/"},"modified":"2007-09-30T20:41:18","modified_gmt":"2007-10-01T04:41:18","slug":"girl-keep-your-pants-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=570","title":{"rendered":"Girl, keep your pants on."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Certainly hoped we would never have to utter those words to our girls. But apparently, Addison does NOT care for her pull-up any longer.<\/p>\n<p>She is doing incredibly great with the whole potty training thing. We have been all over the city, running errands, always prepared with a back-up change of clothing, of course, but we haven&#8217;t had one accident. She really likes her big girl panties.<\/p>\n<p>She, however, (much like her older sister) does not care to, uh&#8230;do the #2 in the potty, yet. (Sorry, if that is a little too much information for you. If it was &#8211; you might want to skip the rest of this post. I&#8217;m just saying, the &#8220;poop&#8221; talk isn&#8217;t over.)<\/p>\n<p>So, again just like Emma did, Ad &#8220;saves&#8221; up her poop-duty for naptime. And I have been attempting to put a pull-up on her in preparation for the event.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and I forgot to mention that she is working really, <em><strong>really<\/strong><\/em> hard on trying to give up her nap completely. Well at least when I put her down&#8230;she does still nap for Denise. (<em>Grumble, grumble, grumble.<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, I gathered her up and so hopefully put her down for a &#8220;rest.&#8221; After about an hour, she started complaining pretty loudly. I let her go for a little bit, and finally J. caved and went up to get her. Pretty soon he sent Em down and she gleefully informed me, &#8220;Addie pooped the bed! Daddy really needs some wipes and paper towel.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Fantastic. Apparently when he got upstairs, all of her <a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.wordpress.com\/2007\/09\/24\/getting-a-little-crowded-in-here\/\" target=\"_blank\">animals, blankets, books<\/a>, etc. were tossed out of the crib. She was standing completely naked (she was fully dressed when I put her down &#8211; including bottom-half of <a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.wordpress.com\/2007\/09\/20\/can-you-spot-the-trend\/\" target=\"_blank\">Cinderelly<\/a>) at one end of the crib screaming about the little &#8220;pile&#8221; at the other end of the crib.<\/p>\n<p>Today, when I so optimistically put her down for her &#8220;rest,&#8221; I figured there is no way that we&#8217;ll have a repeat of yesterday. I truly am naive, you&#8217;d think with 4+ years of this mom-thing under my belt, I would be a little bit smarter about all of this.<\/p>\n<p>You can, of course, see where this is going. We&#8217;ve been through three sets of sheets in the past two days. Anybody have any ideas how to keep the pull-up on her butt? Believe me, I am not above using duct tape, if that is what it takes.<\/p>\n<p><em>(Hi Mom &amp; Dad &#8211; I know, I know. At least she just &#8220;screams&#8221; at the poo, and doesn&#8217;t smear it, use it for paint, or something <\/em><em>else&#8230;.what did you do to keep my pants on??)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Certainly hoped we would never have to utter those words to our girls. But apparently, Addison does NOT care for her pull-up any longer. She is doing incredibly great with the whole potty training thing. 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