The first chance I had to talk with J. yesterday happened over IM at nearly 6pm. It went a little something like this…<\/p>\n
J:<\/strong> There? How was your day? The first chance I had to talk with J. yesterday happened over IM at nearly 6pm. It went a little something like this… J: There? How was your day? C: Mother of God, please tell me you are miraculously IMing … Continue reading
\n<\/em>C:<\/strong> Mother of God, please tell me you are miraculously IMing and driving home at the same time and are only 5 minutes away.
\n<\/em>J:<\/strong> Um…no. Sorry. Bad day?
\n<\/em>C:<\/strong> Well, A. has not stopped screaming since she woke up from her alleged “nap,” one hour ago.
\n<\/em>J:<\/strong> Yipes!
\n<\/em>C:<\/strong> We are in a five-minute quiet interval currently because I threw together some scrambled eggs and toast, and they are both filling their heads right now. She took off her diaper during her “nap” and awoke amidst a puddle of pee.
\n<\/em>J: <\/strong>Yuck.
\n<\/em>C:<\/strong> I’m sure it wasn’t pleasant, but it has all been cleaned up (as has she) and she still insists on screaming. I don’t know what the problem is. But, how was your day?
\n<\/em>J:<\/strong> Slightly less pee…<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"