{"id":369,"date":"2007-06-27T13:24:54","date_gmt":"2007-06-27T21:24:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.wordpress.com\/2007\/06\/27\/heard-in-the-locker-room-before-swim-class-today\/"},"modified":"2007-06-27T13:24:54","modified_gmt":"2007-06-27T21:24:54","slug":"heard-in-the-locker-room-before-swim-class-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=369","title":{"rendered":"Heard in the locker room before swim class today&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>E: Is it our turn, Mama?<br \/>\nM: Not yet, honey. Be patient.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p>(20 seconds later&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p><em>E: Okay, the hand is on 11, now is it our turn?<br \/>\nM: Not yet, peanut. The kids are still in their lesson. Be patient.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p>(20 seconds later&#8230;)<em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>E: Mommy&#8230;<br \/>\nM: Em, have some patience!<br \/>\nE: I was just gonna ask what patient means.<br \/>\nM: It means you need to wait your turn, be calm, and Mommy will tell you as soon as it is your turn.<br \/>\nE: Oh.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>(20 seconds later)<\/p>\n<p><em>E: I&#8217;m being very patience now, Mommy. So now is it my turn?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>*sigh* \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>E: Is it our turn, Mama? M: Not yet, honey. Be patient. (20 seconds later&#8230;) E: Okay, the hand is on 11, now is it our turn? M: Not yet, peanut. The kids are still in their lesson. Be patient. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=369\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,55],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crazy-mommy","category-emma"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/psMOS-5X","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=369"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}