{"id":357,"date":"2007-06-23T06:17:12","date_gmt":"2007-06-23T14:17:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.wordpress.com\/2007\/06\/23\/randomness-from-the-depths-of-my-bag\/"},"modified":"2007-06-23T06:17:12","modified_gmt":"2007-06-23T14:17:12","slug":"randomness-from-the-depths-of-my-bag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=357","title":{"rendered":"Randomness from the depths of my bag"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just bought a new purse\/bag that I have been eyeing for a few months at the motherland (Target).  I finally used my birthday gift card from my parents (Thanks, Mom &amp; Dad!), broke down and bought it. Isn&#8217;t it cute???<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/06\/purse.jpg\" title=\"purse.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/06\/purse.jpg\" alt=\"purse.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">I also got a great deal on a new wallet (clearance for $4.94! I love you, Target!!) that I clearly needed since my previous wallet was drowned in spray sunscreen while we were on vacation. All of my credit cards were stuck together and de-activated, and let&#8217;s just say the wallet was not returning to any sort of usable state again.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">So, as I was unloading my old bag and wallet and putting the &#8220;necessary&#8221; items into my new bag, I was reminded of a blog that I read awhile back where the mommy &#8220;emptied&#8221; her purse for all to see. And I thought you might enjoy a peek into chaos that lives in my bag on any given day. I&#8217;m betting that most of you Moms won&#8217;t be surprised at the contents, that it in fact looks a lot like your bag, too!<\/p>\n<p>Contents of this Mommy&#8217;s bag:<br \/>\n1. package of wipes<br \/>\n2. empty wrapper from last package of wipes (It was emptied probably a week ago.)<br \/>\n3. 2 diapers<br \/>\n4. cute little pouch (It is called diapees and wipees &#8211; and no, neither were actually <em><strong>in<\/strong><\/em> the pouch.)<br \/>\n5. a tube of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zwitsal.nl\/default.html\" target=\"_blank\">Zwitsal<\/a> (Dutch diaper creme leftover from our vacation, but works surprisingly well.)<br \/>\n6. wallet (The sunscreen-soaked one. Mmmm&#8230;smells like vacation. Also devoid of any money because of vacation!)<br \/>\n7. measuring tape (For measuring armoires, of course! We already bought one, a week ago.)<br \/>\n8. Balance bar (Only the honey yogurt peanut ones, please!)<br \/>\n9. half-eaten Balance bar (A. loves &#8220;bahs!&#8221; But tires of them after about 4 bites.)<br \/>\n10. 21 receipts to be entered into Quicken (See  #6 above. Therefore, not actually in wallet.)<br \/>\n11. 2 dry cleaner pick-up slips (Don&#8217;t even need those to pick up dry cleaning at our place.)<br \/>\n12. pack of post-it notes (For my budding <a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.wordpress.com\/2007\/05\/22\/a-picasso-maybe-a-hemingway\/\" target=\"_blank\">Picasso<\/a>. Girl Scout turned Mom&#8230;always prepared!)<br \/>\n13. pair of kid&#8217;s chopsticks (Not sure where these came from, but could potentially have many uses!)<br \/>\n14. lip balm (1\/2 of it dug out by little fingers.)<br \/>\n15. first-aid kit (Tylenol, baby Tylenol, baby medicine syringe, 2 Dora band-aids)<br \/>\n16. bottle of Purell (I know, I know&#8230;don&#8217;t let the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.snopes.com\/medical\/toxins\/sanitizer.asp\" target=\"_blank\">kid drink it<\/a>!)<br \/>\n17. box of business cards (The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.moo.com\/flickr\/\" target=\"_blank\">coolest cards<\/a>, evah! J. got them for me with my flickr photos for Christmas.)<br \/>\n18. empty Tylenol bottle (Was going to either recycle it or refill it&#8230;not sure which.)<br \/>\n19. 5 pens (Why have one when you can have 5!)<br \/>\n20. stickers from Trader Joes (God love TJs, but if I find another monkey sticker on my butt I&#8217;m going to have to boycott the place.)<br \/>\n21. $1.72 in change (Again with the problematic wallet&#8230;)<br \/>\n22. 3 books of stamps (Each of them have like 3 stamps in them.)<br \/>\n23. Huggies diaper coupon (Hey! It hasn&#8217;t expired yet&#8230;it could possibly get used yet.)<br \/>\n24. photo insert (You&#8217;d think with all of the photos I take I could put a couple of photos of the girls in my wallet&#8230;I have pics of my nieces, instead. They are only about 2 years old!)<br \/>\n25. 1\/2 roll of Tums (You are supposed to take a couple of Tums before a bikini wax, it helps so you don&#8217;t feel sick to your tummy. Too much information? Sorry.)<br \/>\n26. one pair of sunglasses (Only my second pair of the season so far. Another reason to buy cheap ones at Target.)<br \/>\n27. another pair of purple heart-shaped sunglasses (About 3 sizes too small for my head, though.)<br \/>\n28. packet of baby sunscreen (From last summer &#8211; you think it is still effective?)<br \/>\n29. Tide pen (What can I say about the most-used thing in my bag? Truly a lifesaver between me and 2 messy girls.)<br \/>\n30. 2 tubes of lipstick (Not that I ever really get a chance to put it on, but it is there&#8230;giving the illusion that I am <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=5Uahw5BU9N8\" target=\"_blank\">G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S<\/a>. Just like Fergie.)<br \/>\n31. 3 bobby pins (Mostly for my hair, sometimes for Em&#8217;s.)<br \/>\n32. one pair of iPod headphones (My iPod is NEVER in my bag, though. So I don&#8217;t use these headphones. Ever.)<br \/>\n33. 2 bottled water caps (Yes, just the caps. Don&#8217;t ask.)<\/p>\n<p>Now to decide what truly needs to make it into my new bag. I&#8217;m thinking some of it can be tossed. What do you think?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just bought a new purse\/bag that I have been eyeing for a few months at the motherland (Target). I finally used my birthday gift card from my parents (Thanks, Mom &amp; Dad!), broke down and bought it. 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