{"id":3435,"date":"2012-02-19T09:38:57","date_gmt":"2012-02-19T16:38:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=3435"},"modified":"2012-02-19T09:38:57","modified_gmt":"2012-02-19T16:38:57","slug":"snapshot-sunday-lobster-wisdom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=3435","title":{"rendered":"Snapshot Sunday ~ Lobster Wisdom."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Addie picked up the red tongs at lunch yesterday to grab a piece of bread and blurts out&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You should never shake hands with a lobster. Chomp, chomp!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/addie.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3434\" title=\"addie\" src=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/addie.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"612\" height=\"612\" srcset=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/addie.jpg 612w, http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/addie-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/addie-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 612px) 100vw, 612px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Wise words indeed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Addie picked up the red tongs at lunch yesterday to grab a piece of bread and blurts out&#8230; &#8220;You should never shake hands with a lobster. Chomp, chomp!&#8221; Wise words indeed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[274],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-snapshot-sunday"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/psMOS-Tp","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3435"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3435"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3435\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3436,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3435\/revisions\/3436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}