{"id":335,"date":"2007-06-15T12:58:47","date_gmt":"2007-06-15T20:58:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.wordpress.com\/2007\/06\/15\/bribery-will-get-me-everywhere\/"},"modified":"2007-06-15T12:58:47","modified_gmt":"2007-06-15T20:58:47","slug":"bribery-will-get-me-everywhere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=335","title":{"rendered":"Bribery will get me everywhere&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/06\/strawberry_girls.jpg\" title=\"strawberry_girls.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/06\/strawberry_girls.jpg\" title=\"strawberry_girls.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/06\/strawberry_girls.jpg\" alt=\"strawberry_girls.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If I keep plying you all with impossibly cute pictures of the girls, will you forgive me for not writing pretty much the entire week?<\/p>\n<p>Wait&#8230;I&#8217;ve got more! How about this one?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/06\/em_mama_hair.jpg\" title=\"em_mama_hair.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/06\/em_mama_hair1.jpg\" title=\"em_mama_hair1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/06\/em_mama_hair1.jpg\" alt=\"em_mama_hair1.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s me sporting the new haircut. (Thanks, Michelle for getting a pic with Mommy, too!)<\/p>\n<p>No? Still not forgiven? How about this one?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/06\/park.jpg\" title=\"park.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/06\/ppark.jpg\" title=\"ppark.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/06\/ppark.jpg\" alt=\"ppark.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Really &#8211; you can&#8217;t blame me for not wanting to be inside writing about the girls when I can be out doing this!<\/p>\n<p>I honestly do have all kinds of stuff to update you all on, and I promise this weekend we&#8217;ll get caught up. June is flying by and I just haven&#8217;t had a moment to stop and catch my breath.<\/p>\n<p>Have a fantastic, sunny weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I keep plying you all with impossibly cute pictures of the girls, will you forgive me for not writing pretty much the entire week? Wait&#8230;I&#8217;ve got more! How about this one? That&#8217;s me sporting the new haircut. (Thanks, Michelle &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=335\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyday-chaos"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/psMOS-5p","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=335"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}