{"id":31,"date":"2006-11-30T03:12:29","date_gmt":"2006-11-30T03:12:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.wordpress.com\/2006\/11\/30\/one-crappy-day\/"},"modified":"2006-11-30T03:12:29","modified_gmt":"2006-11-30T03:12:29","slug":"one-crappy-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=31","title":{"rendered":"One crappy day&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>10 icky diapers, 12 puke clean-ups, 20 loads of &#8220;sick&#8221; laundry, a stupid cat that eats until she pukes (make that 13 puke clean-ups!), and a near-fatal turtle accident.<\/p>\n<p>Can you top that?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2006\/11\/sick_girls.jpg\" title=\"sick_girls.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2006\/11\/sick_girls.jpg\" alt=\"sick_girls.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10 icky diapers, 12 puke clean-ups, 20 loads of &#8220;sick&#8221; laundry, a stupid cat that eats until she pukes (make that 13 puke clean-ups!), and a near-fatal turtle accident. Can you top that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[70],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-girls"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/psMOS-v","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}