{"id":301,"date":"2007-05-22T15:33:21","date_gmt":"2007-05-22T23:33:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.wordpress.com\/2007\/05\/22\/a-picasso-maybe-a-hemingway\/"},"modified":"2007-05-22T15:33:21","modified_gmt":"2007-05-22T23:33:21","slug":"a-picasso-maybe-a-hemingway","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=301","title":{"rendered":"A Picasso? Maybe a Hemingway?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My little Em is going to be a great artist someday. I am convinced she will be an amazing painter or writer. And I try to encourage it whenever I can&#8230;however I must draw the line at composing the next great American novel or impressionist painting on my SHEETS. On my BED!<\/p>\n<p>I tried to make her take a little nap last week while Lauren was here &#8211; so I put her in my bed for her rest. She asked if she could draw in her little notebook, and I, of course, told her that would be a great, restful thing to do.<\/p>\n<p>Ha.<\/p>\n<p>I am about to get into bed and our bed is littered with post-it notes. I mean, the entire pad was scattered around, on top of the sheets. I made a joke to J. about how instead of a bed covered in rose petals, I get a yellow, sticky paper covered one.<\/p>\n<p>But as I started to pick up the paper, I uncovered the sheets. And this is what I saw&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/05\/writing.jpg\" alt=\"writing.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Sorry for the poor quality of pics &#8211; it was very dark and I couldn&#8217;t get the sheets spread out really great &#8211; but if you look, you will see on my white sheets, written in blue ballpoint pen, &#8220;Emma, Momma, Daddy&#8221; and a few other unintelligible words.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll admit it was kind of funny after the initial shock wore off and my anger passed. When I asked her why she did it, she said &#8220;I put the paper over it to cover it up!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Of course.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Never did get an answer on why she wrote on the sheets. She has had privileges taken away. And she was just about to get her dog game back &#8211; when I went upstairs this morning and she had drawn all over her toybox! At least this time it was in pencil.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">So the doggy game is going to be mine until Friday. We&#8217;ll see if she can control her artistic impulses until then.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My little Em is going to be a great artist someday. I am convinced she will be an amazing painter or writer. And I try to encourage it whenever I can&#8230;however I must draw the line at composing the next &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=301\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[55],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-emma"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/psMOS-4R","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=301"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}