{"id":2299,"date":"2010-03-09T22:42:12","date_gmt":"2010-03-10T05:42:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=2299"},"modified":"2010-03-09T22:42:12","modified_gmt":"2010-03-10T05:42:12","slug":"if-you-cant-beat-em","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=2299","title":{"rendered":"If you can&#8217;t beat &#8217;em&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8230;might as well join &#8217;em!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And this is how you spend your precious free time on a Sunday afternoon when you are surrounded by nothing but girls.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"DSC_0058.jpg by Voris, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/voris\/4421903370\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2754\/4421903370_88a346d9bf_b.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0058.jpg\" width=\"800\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">He did a great job, though, eh? Note there was even nail art stickers&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"DSC_0120.jpg by Voris, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/voris\/4421138533\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4059\/4421138533_a803ac9a7c_b.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0120.jpg\" width=\"800\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;might as well join &#8217;em! And this is how you spend your precious free time on a Sunday afternoon when you are surrounded by nothing but girls. He did a great job, though, eh? Note there was even nail art &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=2299\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddy"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/psMOS-B5","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2299"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2299"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2299\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2300,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2299\/revisions\/2300"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}