{"id":218,"date":"2007-03-29T15:14:48","date_gmt":"2007-03-29T23:14:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.wordpress.com\/2007\/03\/29\/tragedy-strikes-our-household\/"},"modified":"2007-03-29T15:14:48","modified_gmt":"2007-03-29T23:14:48","slug":"tragedy-strikes-our-household","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=218","title":{"rendered":"Tragedy strikes our household."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Really, you would think I was performing a hand amputation in our bathroom with no anesthesia this afternoon from the sounds of Em&#8217;s screams. I am talking blood-curdling, &#8220;help me I am being murdered&#8221;, screams that I am positive Daddy could hear sitting in the terminal at LAX (a good 15 miles away!).<\/p>\n<p>What was the problem, you ask? A splinter. Not even a deep, you-have-to-dig-for-it splinter. It was a pretty good chunk of wood, but it was sticking out pretty far, so all I had to do was pluck it out. Easier said than done. I am literally holding Emma down so I can just get it out. She is screaming. Addie is standing next to me, thinking I am hurting Emma and she is screaming&#8230;it was quite the scene. When I finally got it out and got everyone settled down &#8211; Addie down for a nap, Emma on the couch with some cold water, we have this little exchange&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>E: Mama. Aren&#8217;t you going to say &#8220;sorry?&#8221;<br \/>\nM: Um&#8230;.for what, honey?<br \/>\nE: For hurting me!<br \/>\nM: I was just trying to get the splinter out so it wouldn&#8217;t get infected, Em. I didn&#8217;t make it hurt!<br \/>\nE: But it really hurt me.<br \/>\nM: Well, I&#8217;m sorry you GOT hurt &#8211; but I&#8217;d never hurt you on purpose, honey.<br \/>\nE: Okay. It&#8217;s ok. I&#8217;m sorry for making you hurt me, too.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I love that she realizes the importance of saying sorry when you hurt someone, but it broke my heart that she thought I somehow hurt her. If only she knew&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Really, you would think I was performing a hand amputation in our bathroom with no anesthesia this afternoon from the sounds of Em&#8217;s screams. I am talking blood-curdling, &#8220;help me I am being murdered&#8221;, screams that I am positive Daddy &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=218\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[55],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-emma"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/psMOS-3w","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=218"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}