{"id":2073,"date":"2009-12-04T01:00:18","date_gmt":"2009-12-04T08:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=2073"},"modified":"2009-12-03T19:22:07","modified_gmt":"2009-12-04T02:22:07","slug":"friday-funny-stuff-addie-style","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=2073","title":{"rendered":"Friday Funny Stuff ~ Addie Style"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I won&#8217;t even bore you with all of the crushing details of our incredibly insane life right now. Just the fact that I&#8217;m couldn&#8217;t even manage a bullet-list T&amp;T Thursday this week can probably give you an idea of the mayhem around here.<\/p>\n<p>But there is one conversation Addie and I had today that I decided I must sit down and document because it is just too, too good! So I decided it has been too long since we have done a Friday Funny Stuff entry &#8211; and here is one for you&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>__________________________________________<\/p>\n<p>We were on our way somewhere today and Ads had brought both Cookie (the ratty, filthy-even-though-I-wash-him-at-least-weekly, orange cat that she has taken to dragging around with her) and Bear. I had to wrap them both up in blankets because &#8220;my babies are going to be so chilly, Mommy!&#8221; and finally got the three of them to the car. Then Addie had to buckle Bear into Emma&#8217;s seat and Cookie got stuffed into the pocket behind the driver&#8217;s seat.<\/p>\n<p>A: &#8220;You have to buckle all your babies up, don&#8217;t you Mama?&#8221;<br \/>\nM: &#8220;Yep. So they can be safe.&#8221;<br \/>\nA: &#8220;Babies need lots of good food, protein, and eight cups of water to grow, don&#8217;t they?&#8221;<br \/>\nM: &#8220;Yep, but I know something else they need&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\nA: &#8220;Sleep?&#8221;<br \/>\nM: &#8220;Yes, well that, too. But something else.&#8221;<br \/>\nA: &#8220;I dunno, what?&#8221;<br \/>\nM: &#8220;LOVE! They need hugs and kisses. Don&#8217;t you need love from your Mommy and Daddy to grow?&#8221;<br \/>\nA: &#8220;I guess so. That is a lot of stuff. It is hard to be a Mommy all the time.&#8221;<br \/>\nM: &#8220;Amen. It is hard work to get your babies to grow up strong and healthy.&#8221;<br \/>\nA: &#8220;I think it is too hard. I think I will just stay a kid. All babies should stay kids so they don&#8217;t have to work so hard.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>If only it were that easy&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I won&#8217;t even bore you with all of the crushing details of our incredibly insane life right now. Just the fact that I&#8217;m couldn&#8217;t even manage a bullet-list T&amp;T Thursday this week can probably give you an idea of the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=2073\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-addison","category-funny-stuff-out-of-the-mouth-of-my-babes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/psMOS-xr","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2073"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2073"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2073\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2074,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2073\/revisions\/2074"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}