{"id":2039,"date":"2009-11-17T23:00:45","date_gmt":"2009-11-18T06:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=2039"},"modified":"2009-11-17T23:00:45","modified_gmt":"2009-11-18T06:00:45","slug":"the-ants-go-marching","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=2039","title":{"rendered":"The Ants Go Marching."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just another little morsel from Addikins. Emma and I were almost crying we were laughing so hard at her last night.<\/p>\n<p>The setup: Daddy is away this week at a Leadership Training thing where they are doing a mock business deal. We hopped on Skype last night so the girls could say goodnight and download with him for a few minutes.<\/p>\n<p>M: So how is the training going?<br \/>\nJ: Good. Except my &#8220;job&#8221; that I was given is <strong>finance<\/strong>.<br \/>\nM: Erm. That isn&#8217;t very fun.<br \/>\nA: Daddy you first have to get an ant farm, like Max&#8217;s. (We had just watched Max &amp; Ruby where he has an ant farm.)<br \/>\nJ: Yeah? Ok.<br \/>\nA: Yeah, if you have a farm then you can <strong>find ants<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Finance. Find ants.<\/p>\n<p>Believe it or not, Emma got Addie&#8217;s word play before anyone else. But once we all got it&#8230;we couldn&#8217;t stop laughing about it. I&#8217;ve been smiling about it all day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just another little morsel from Addikins. Emma and I were almost crying we were laughing so hard at her last night. The setup: Daddy is away this week at a Leadership Training thing where they are doing a mock business &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=2039\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2039","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-addison"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/psMOS-wT","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2039"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2039"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2039\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2041,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2039\/revisions\/2041"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}