Come on in…stay awhile. That is, if you don’t mind getting coughed on, puked on, or whined at.<\/p>\n
While you are here can you please figure out how you are supposed to get juice or clean up a sick child, while another sick child is feverishly plastered to your body? Putting down the child doesn’t seem to be an option, unless you can stand the piercing screams of anguish, the “why do you put me on the couch by myself for more than 20 seconds?” scream of terror.<\/p>\n
How about just picking up all of the half-empty sippy cups and putting them into the dishwasher? Or could you throw in a load of “sick” towels while you’re at it?<\/p>\n
What’s that?? You’re leaving so soon? But you haven’t even heard any of the complete meltdowns due to fever and exhuastion. There are some real “goodies!”\u00a0 Stick around and you’ll be amazed at the amount of pure whining that can happen in a span of 2 minutes.<\/p>\n
Ok, fine! We’ll see you later. Thanks for dropping by.<\/p>\n
Just one thing…PLEASE take me with you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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