{"id":162,"date":"2007-02-27T16:02:58","date_gmt":"2007-02-28T00:02:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.wordpress.com\/2007\/02\/27\/woe-is-me\/"},"modified":"2007-02-27T16:02:58","modified_gmt":"2007-02-28T00:02:58","slug":"woe-is-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=162","title":{"rendered":"Your lady of leisure&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had intended on writing an account of our crazy, crazy chaos around the house lately. But as I sit at Starbucks sipping coffee and&#8230;wait&#8230;.what?! Leisurely writing? I guess I&#8217;m not going to get too much sympathy right now. All is actually holding steady and there is a dull roar of normalcy settling on our house. We are back to a routine.<\/p>\n<p>We spent all weekend deciding <strong>NOT<\/strong> to buy a house. I know, I know! We had clearly spent the whole week before deciding <strong>TO<\/strong> buy a house. But after spending 4 (straight!) hours on Sunday looking at houses, driving by houses, going to open houses&#8230;even Emma who loves going into new houses and &#8220;picking out&#8221; a new room for her&#8230;had had enough. I&#8217;m still not sure how we spent 4 hours&#8230;there really isn&#8217;t a lot out there right now. And as J. said, each house we kinda liked, there was some big &#8220;compromise&#8221; with it. Not the right school district, not really big enough, not a very nice yard, crazy price tag (you want what? <em>for that??<\/em>), and the list goes on and on&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>So long story short, I am back to searching for a house to lease for a year or so, preferably in the good school district so we can just pop Em into kindergarten next year &#8211; no muss, no fuss, no extra $15K in private school fees. At least that is the plan.<\/p>\n<p>We go on Thursday to register for the preschool we really like. Fingers crossed we will win the &#8220;preschool lottery&#8221; and get accepted. Okay, I&#8217;ll just say one thing&#8230;and then be done complaining. It is ridiculous to have to fight so hard to get a child into preschool! I know she will love it and it will be great for her &#8211; and I&#8217;m not even saying this because I know I&#8217;ll be weepy when she actually leaves on her first day&#8230;but, come on! It is <strong>PRESCHOOL!<\/strong> I have been wait-listed on 3 of the &#8220;top&#8221; preschools (apparently they teach a superior alphabet, the roman numerals and the difference between the color &#8220;moss&#8221; and just plain old &#8220;green&#8221;? I don&#8217;t know &#8211; why and how they get to be &#8220;top!&#8221;) and I was told that I really should have been on the list when I was pregnant (!) with Em. It is just plain ridiculous.<\/p>\n<p>And&#8230;enough. I know most of you have already heard me rant on this subject. Just wanted one more. Now, I&#8217;m done.<\/p>\n<p>But just in case you think that I am a coffee-sipping lady of leisure today, I&#8217;ll leave you with one picture that pretty aptly describes my mornings around here. Why I <em>deserve<\/em> my Starbucks today &#8211; or how I <em>earned<\/em> my Starbucks.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, it is waffle &#8211; glued in with syrup.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/02\/waffle_hair.jpg\" title=\"waffle hair\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/02\/waffle_hair.jpg\" title=\"waffle hair\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/02\/waffle_hair.jpg\" alt=\"waffle hair\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had intended on writing an account of our crazy, crazy chaos around the house lately. But as I sit at Starbucks sipping coffee and&#8230;wait&#8230;.what?! Leisurely writing? 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