{"id":153,"date":"2007-02-21T14:51:59","date_gmt":"2007-02-21T22:51:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.wordpress.com\/2007\/02\/21\/i-couldnt-make-this-up-if-i-tried\/"},"modified":"2007-02-21T14:51:59","modified_gmt":"2007-02-21T22:51:59","slug":"i-couldnt-make-this-up-if-i-tried","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=153","title":{"rendered":"I couldn&#8217;t make this up if I tried&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is what I found when I opened the door to get milk last night&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/02\/baby_beer.jpg\" title=\"baby_beer.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/02\/baby_beer.jpg\" title=\"baby_beer.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/02\/baby_beer.jpg\" alt=\"baby_beer.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Hmm&#8230;.the book doesn&#8217;t work on A. &#8211; maybe she is hinting that the beer will??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is what I found when I opened the door to get milk last night&#8230; Hmm&#8230;.the book doesn&#8217;t work on A. &#8211; maybe she is hinting that the beer will??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/psMOS-2t","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}