{"id":133,"date":"2007-02-09T14:55:57","date_gmt":"2007-02-09T22:55:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.wordpress.com\/2007\/02\/09\/reason-33-to-keep-a-change-of-clothing-in-the-car\/"},"modified":"2007-02-09T14:55:57","modified_gmt":"2007-02-09T22:55:57","slug":"reason-33-to-keep-a-change-of-clothing-in-the-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=133","title":{"rendered":"Reason #33 To Keep A Change of Clothing in the Car&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;Because your daughter might go head-first into a fountain and soak every inch of her clothing (and yours &#8211; as you fish her out).<\/p>\n<p><strong>Soaked!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/02\/addison.jpg\" title=\"addison.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/02\/addison.jpg\" title=\"addison.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/02\/addison.jpg\" alt=\"addison.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>When you ask her if she fell into the fountain, she laughs and says &#8220;Wet!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And Emma keeps saying &#8220;Mom, remember when Addie fell in the water? That was so funny.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It was I guess&#8230;after the fact. But still, not one of my finest parenting moments. In my defense, I was right there next to her. It was just the inertia from her top half toppled her in before I could grab any part of her and stop it from happening.<\/p>\n<p>I will say the swimming lessons are paying off, she barely even skipped a beat or seemed too bothered by it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;Because your daughter might go head-first into a fountain and soak every inch of her clothing (and yours &#8211; as you fish her out). Soaked! When you ask her if she fell into the fountain, she laughs and says &#8220;Wet!&#8221; &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=133\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,120],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-addison","category-parenting"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/psMOS-29","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}