{"id":1126,"date":"2008-09-26T01:00:27","date_gmt":"2008-09-26T09:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.wordpress.com\/?p=2037"},"modified":"2008-09-26T01:00:27","modified_gmt":"2008-09-26T09:00:27","slug":"out-of-the-mouth-of-my-babes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=1126","title":{"rendered":"Out of the Mouth of My Babes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We have had a touch of the sassy molassys around the house lately. Mostly from one little three-year old girl who shall remain nameless.<\/p>\n<p>She got sent to the steps for yelling &#8220;I don&#8217;t want that for dinner! I don&#8217;t LIKE red peppers!&#8221; (at the top of her lungs!) earlier this week.<\/p>\n<p>When I went in to release her from timeout, we had this little conversation &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>A: <em>Mama! Mama! I DO like red peppers! Can I get off the step now?<\/em><br \/>\nM: <em>I did not put you on the steps because you don&#8217;t like red peppers! I put you on the step for talking to Mama like that.<\/em><br \/>\nA: <em>Oh. Ok. Can I get off the step now?<\/em><br \/>\nM: <em>What do you say to me?<\/em><br \/>\nA: <em>I love you, Mama?<\/em> (Oooh, the girl is good.)<br \/>\nM: <em>Noooo, you need to look at me in the eyes and apologize.<\/em><br \/>\nA: (Silence. Chirp, chirp. But a few tears welling up in the corners of her eyes)<br \/>\nM: <em>You say, &#8216;I&#8217;m sorry for talking to you like that Mama.<\/em>&#8216;<br \/>\nA: <em>I&#8217;m sorry for talking like that to you Mama.<\/em><br \/>\nM: <em>I do not ever want to hear you talk to me like that again, got it?<\/em><br \/>\nA: (In all seriousness) <em>I do not ever want to hear you talk to me like that again, got it?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Emma is cracking up in the living room, and yes, it was hard to maintain a &#8220;mad&#8221; look after that little stunt.<\/p>\n<p>Cheeky monkey.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We have had a touch of the sassy molassys around the house lately. Mostly from one little three-year old girl who shall remain nameless. She got sent to the steps for yelling &#8220;I don&#8217;t want that for dinner! I don&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=1126\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-addison","category-funny-stuff-out-of-the-mouth-of-my-babes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/psMOS-ia","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1126"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1126\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}