{"id":1080,"date":"2008-07-30T05:00:19","date_gmt":"2008-07-30T13:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.wordpress.com\/?p=1796"},"modified":"2008-07-30T05:00:19","modified_gmt":"2008-07-30T13:00:19","slug":"retiring-the-double-jog-stroller","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=1080","title":{"rendered":"Retiring the double-jog stroller"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, I&#8217;m not hanging up my running shoes for good. But I do think that the days of throwing the girls in the jog stroller and hitting the pavement for an easy workout have sadly come to an end.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s do the math here.<br \/>\nOne double job stroller = over 20 pounds.<br \/>\nOne solid almost 3-year old = nearly 30 pounds.<br \/>\nOne willowy 5-year old = nearly 40 pounds.<\/p>\n<p>That is nearly 100 pounds of mass that I need to push, while trying to propel my own, ahem&#8230;substantial body forward.  For at least three miles. (Yes, Dad. I&#8217;m aware that the math doesn&#8217;t actually add up to 100 pounds &#8211; but believe me the difference between 90 and 100 pounds is pretty negligible when it comes down to it.)<\/p>\n<p>It is kind of sad &#8211; it really was an easy way to get a workout in especially when it was too nice to be stuck on a treadmill in the gym. Plus the park is about 1.5 miles away, so I would run there, let the girls play and then run back. Everyone was happy.<\/p>\n<p>Saturday, however that happiness faded just a bit.<\/p>\n<p>J. was gone and it looked nice outside (about a block into our run I realized it was actually pretty darn hot and we should have left about an hour earlier) and I told the girls that we were heading to the park.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Why aren&#8217;t you running Mommy?&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/em> (Um, I will when I get this 100 pounds out of the driveway to the sidewalk.)<br \/>\n<em> &#8220;Hey, run faster, Mommy!<br \/>\n&#8220;Are you going to run faster, Mama?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;FASTER!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>It was like having two drill sergeants yelling every step of the way. And on the way back&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>E: <em>&#8220;Addie do you hear it? Clip clop, clip clop!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Mama! You sound just like a horsey.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Fantastic, that is exactly what I want to hear. I sound like a horse when I run.<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, I went out for a run on Sunday, too. This time&#8230;alone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, I&#8217;m not hanging up my running shoes for good. But I do think that the days of throwing the girls in the jog stroller and hitting the pavement for an easy workout have sadly come to an end. Let&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/?p=1080\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[92],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-in-training"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/psMOS-hq","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1080"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1080"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1080\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/barelycontrolledchaos.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}